We built a little fort
Then suddenly it’s mission abort
And I’m glad you have a life
Livin’ it up with your wife
But you swore something to me
And you don’t see 
Why I pulled the cord
And silence you with a single word
Coz you can’t reply
And I’m sorry if you die 
But I can’t go on with the facade
It just feels too bad
And it was such a relief, that New Year’s
To be freed from the burden of your tears
As you lean on my back
I pull away and you attack
But it’ll fall on deaf ears 
And the pain, it sears
As I’m dancing in the club
Or wishing my life away in the bathtub
But I can’t bow my mighty mane
Just so I can share your name 
And she is cool and does the job
A duty I feared she would rob
From me 
Why can’t you see I’ve been set free
And I’m not feminist 
But did you know that I exist?